Thanks to the popular "Resignation Agent" service, our newest employee, Lefty, resigned. When he sent me his resignation letter, I was amazed at how short of patience Generation Z has become. Inside the envelope was a slip of paper that read, "Your wife is the best. His wife and coworker, Connor, was always helping out when other employees were working late. I felt uneasy about these ominous words, so I went to check on my wife, who hadn't returned from her business trip...